Justification

These games and exercises make players have to justify absurd choices or dialogue.

Justification Realtor

One player starts a scene as a realtor preparing an open house.
Shortly after a few guests(usually 2-3) knock on the door and are welcomed to view the house.
The realtor shows the guests around and one by one the guests ask questions about the absurdities of the house.
These questions involve a bit of scene painting of absurd things we don't already know about the house.
It is the realtors job to logically justify these absurd features of the house.

Guest: Excuse me, could you tell me a bit about this rusty blood stained trap door here in the floor?
Realtor: Ah certainly! One of this home's primary security features. There is a ferocious blood thirsty beast underneath that door. If ever you're in danger from a home intruder, you need only pull that lever.

Before the show have audience members write sentences on strips of paper.
These can be random silly sentences, song lyrics, lines from movies, pick-up lines, or anything else!
Set up a basic scene with a suggestion or use one of the variations below, then pass out 3-4 sentence strips to the improvisers.
The improvisers will perform a scene, occasionally pulling out a sentence strip and reading it as their dialogue.
The improvisers must then justify the line they just said.
The scene continues until the host edits, usually after they've used all their sentence strips.

A great exercise in listening and justification.
Usually a real crowd pleaser, audience members are excited to hear the dialogue they wrote, and it's always funny to see the cast react to the out of no where line they've just said and try to justify it.

It's usually best to just pull out a strip and read it without any prompting like "My grampa always told me..." or "That makes me think of the time..."
Don't read the strip immediately, give the scene a few lines back and forth to establish the base reality and a bit of the character first.
You can have someone(not someone who will be performing in these scenes) pre read the sentences to make sure there isn't anything problematic.
Either way make sure the improvisers know they can omit anything from their strip they deem problematic or are uncomfortable saying.

Have the audience members write pick-up lines on the strips.
Designate 2-3 improvisers to be the ones the pickup-ees and the others will get the sentence strips and be the pickup-ers
You can say they're at a bar or get a suggestion for where these pick-ups are happening.
The pickup-ers will take turns shooting their shot, coming up to talk to the pickup-ees, delivering their pick-up lines, and getting rejected.
It's fun if by the end, at least one of the pick-up lines works and that pair leave together.

Get an audience member to volunteer their name, the improvisers will be attending their funeral.
We designate the front center stage to be where the open casket is located.
The improvisers will approach in groups of 2 or 3, mix and matching performers each time they come back.
They will be playing the dead persons, friends, family, co workers, etc... Talking and sharing stories about the person using their sentence strips as inspiration.

These are just couple variations we play, there are infinite possibilities so make up and experiment with your own.